westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

via  kingvalues  (originally  delvins)
14 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:49am 573,971 notes

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

via  literallyrad  (originally  dajo42)
15 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:48am 121,700 notes
via  euph0ricr3ality  (originally  mercuryfish)
16 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:46am 11,282 notes
I hope you have an “on-sale-and-in-your size” kind of day.
18 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:45am 5,991 notes
enemaroberts:


burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

via  stability  (originally  dkc2)
19 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:44am 41,017 notes

thebluelip-blondie:

janemba:

hotcheetoprincess:

I just found out like a week ago you can trade your broken headphones and chargers at the apple store for new ones as long as they’re apple!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT

via  fall--out--boi  (originally  hotcheetoprincess)
19 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:43am 7,882 notes
bootyprince420:

this is one of my favorite photos on the whole internet.

bootyprince420:

this is one of my favorite photos on the whole internet.

via  fuckfeelingsfuckthoughts  (originally  theclearlydope)
23 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:40am 280,165 notes

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

via  fall--out--boi  (originally  fionaelizabeth)
23 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:40am 887,421 notes
via  kittyjizzrampage  (originally  ruinedchildhood)
23 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:40am 23,707 notes
facebookstaff:

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body


they are all on completely different beats how does that even happen

facebookstaff:

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

they are all on completely different beats how does that even happen

via  juustsmile-  (originally  ohsoswiftly)
24 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:39am 124,303 notes

Wow this camouflage is incredible!

Wow this camouflage is incredible!

via  juustsmile-  (originally  pixel-life-daily)
24 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:39am 26,974 notes
via  kittyjizzrampage  (originally  best-of-memes)
25 minutes ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 2:38am 217,784 notes