smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

via  stability  (originally  gifak-net)
2 hours ago on 18 April 2014 ~ 4:40am 465,869 notes
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2 hours ago on 18 April 2014 ~ 4:39am 78,502 notes

yvzmin:

"life is a gift!"

image

2 hours ago on 18 April 2014 ~ 4:34am 5,197 notes

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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2 hours ago on 18 April 2014 ~ 4:34am 430,646 notes

hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

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2 hours ago on 18 April 2014 ~ 4:34am 415,087 notes
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2 hours ago on 18 April 2014 ~ 4:34am 39,432 notes
As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.
~ Louis C.K (via exoticwild)

but sandwiches can be fucking amazing ok

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2 hours ago on 18 April 2014 ~ 4:33am 131,337 notes

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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2 hours ago on 18 April 2014 ~ 4:31am 437,148 notes
chocolatecottoncandy12:

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

..I don’t think you guys see what I see..It’s doge..not dog..doge

chocolatecottoncandy12:

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

..I don’t think you guys see what I see..It’s doge..not dog..doge

via  chocolatecottoncandy12  (originally  rckrbelle)
1 day ago on 17 April 2014 ~ 2:34am 573,539 notes
britney2007spears:

why would jesus do that

britney2007spears:

why would jesus do that

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1 day ago on 17 April 2014 ~ 2:34am 52,569 notes
1 day ago on 17 April 2014 ~ 2:33am 701,655 notes
moonemojii:

"BRUHHH"
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1 day ago on 17 April 2014 ~ 2:33am 10,037 notes